A man absolutely hated his wife's cat. Decided to get rid of him one day by driving 20 blocks from his home and leaving the cat at the park.
As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway back home. The next day, he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away and try the same thing, but the cat would always beat him home.
At last, he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right, then left again and another right and so on….. until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and he left the cat there.
Hours later, the man calls home to his wife: "Jen is the cat there?".
"Yes," the wife answers. "Why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answers: "Put that damn cat on the phone. I'm lost and I