Once upon a time a sherule couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. They lived long years of happy married life. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in ," explained sherule husband. "We took a trip to the beach by a bullock cart. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's bull stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the bull and quietly said, "That's once."
"We proceeded a little further and the bull stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."
We hadn't gone a half-mile when the bull stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly took a gun and shot the bull dead.
I shouted at her, "What 's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"
She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And ................................... Rest of our life we lived happily."