Thursday, May 14, 2009

How to catch a Lion - Kerala Police Method

Software Engineer Method: Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that it's a lion. If anyone comes back with complaint, tell that you will upgrade it soon to Lion.

Karan Johar Method (director): Send a lioness into the forest. Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other. Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion. First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the second lioness.
But 2nd lioness loves both lions. Now send another lioness (third) into the forest. Now the first Lion will have an affair with third Lioness and second Lion with first Lioness. Second lioness will try to kill the First Lion, but the first Lioness will kill the second Lion.
You didn't understand right...
I too....

Yash Chopra method (director): Take the lion to Australia or Switzerland and kill it in a good scenic location.

Govinda method: Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. Lion will surrender.

Jayalalitha Method: Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and catch it, while it's sleeping!

George Bush method: Link the lion with Osama bin laden, interrogate and put him in Guantenamo bay!

Pulikkodan Method (Kerala Police Method): Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it. It will accept that it's a lion !!!

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