Whenever I find the key to success....................................
someone changes the lock.
To Err is human,
to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success??..
Is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
but if you think again, neither does Milk.
In order to get a Loan,
you first need to prove that you don't need it.
Since Light travels faster than Sound,
people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?..
Which never works.
Anything dropped on the floor
will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
As soon as you mention something??
if it is good, it is taken?.
If it is bad, it happens.
If you come early, the bus is late.
If you come late?? the bus is still late.
Once you have bought something,
You will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
When in a queue,
the other line always moves faster
and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen??.
If you have a pen, you don't have paper??
if you have both, no one calls.
If your exam is tomorrow,
there will be a power cut tonight.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind,
the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
You will pick up
maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring
when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20,
two 20 number buses will always pull in together
and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.