Saturday, May 16, 2009

Husband and Wife

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one
thing: the car is new or the wife is.......
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, “I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

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