Sunday, May 17, 2009

Laloo applied to Microsoft

Once Laloo Prasad sent his bio data to Microsoft Corporation. A few days later he got this reply:-

"Dear Mr. Laloo prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any
further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks"

Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki humko amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hoon."
"Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter angreeze main hai is liyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad
---- pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet
---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement
---- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence ----
ab letter vetter bhejnay ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call
---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained
---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi

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